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sarcasticmissknowit-all:

mecha-bun:

id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again

theboynamedevan

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avatarjenny:

since you guys seem to like these so much, i made some more

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shout out 2 everyone that thinks I’m pretty. I agree w u

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siddharthasmama:

wow, look how easy that was.

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youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

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milajewnis:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive 

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails